JokesComments Off on Joke Of The Day: Another Woman
Dec132025
“Mary,” asked Dawn thoughtfully one day, “what would you do if you caught your husband with another woman?”
“Another woman with MY husband?” Mary thought it over. “Let’s see. I’d break her cane, shoot her guide dog, and call a cab to take her back to the institution she escaped from.”
JokesComments Off on Joke Of The Day: Chic Italian Restaurant
Dec122025
To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chic Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and studied it with an appraising eye. “We’ll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci,” he said finally.
“Sorry, sir,” said the waiter. “That’s the owner.”
JokesComments Off on Joke Of The Day: Veteran Deployment Wisdom
Dec112025
Just before our first long deployment, two Navy buddies and I were talking about the stress of leaving our families.
A senior officer, a veteran of many deployments, overheard our conversation and offered the following advice: “You must be sensitive to your wives’ emotional needs,” he said. “Never, ever, whistle while you pack.”
JokesComments Off on Joke Of The Day: A Traffic Ticket
Dec102025
As he was driving home from work, a man in a rural community was stopped by a local police officer. The motorist, informed that he had failed to come to a full stop at a stop sign, was handed a ticket.
“Don’t I get a warning?” he protested.
The officer replied, “Sure. Here’s your warning: If you don’t come to a complete stop next time, I’ll give you another ticket.”