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While working at a pizza parlor, I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone, and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into four pieces or six pieces.
He thought about it for some time before responding. “Just cut it into four pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat six pieces.”
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An expecting couple was at a childbirth preparation class along with other couples.
“All you mommies to be should know that walking while you’re pregnant is very beneficial,” admonished the birthing coach. “And you husbands, it wouldn’t hurt you to take time to go walking with your partners.” One Husband: “Is it OK if she carries a golf bag?”
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