Joke Of The Day: Modern Auto-Shop

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Feb 272026
 
Joke Of The Day: Modern Auto-Shop Taking great pains to be specific, the new auto-shop teacher on our staff explained to three of his students that he wanted them to clean a car that was parked outside. He gave them two extension cords, the vacuum cleaner, a bucket, rags, and the car keys. He mentioned that the car was one to be used in his class.

Later he went out and discovered them sitting in the car, feet up on the dashboard, listening to the stereo. “Why aren’t you vacuuming the car?” he asked.

“Because the extension cord wouldn’t reach,” was the reply.

Exasperated, the teacher stated, “That’s why I gave you two.”

“We tried the other one,” a student said, “but it wouldn’t reach either.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Motivation

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Feb 262026
 
Joke Of The Day: Motivation My motivation works like a smoke alarm.

It’s completely silent… Until everything is on fire.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Please Stand Up

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Feb 242026
 
Joke Of The Day: Please Stand Up “If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

“Now then, mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” inquired the teacher with a sneer.

“Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”