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Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.
“Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?” . “Well … not exactly.” his friend replied, “She’s more into the trick dog aspect of it.” “Oh, I see, kinky, huh?” “Well … not exactly … I sit up and beg, and she rolls over and plays dead.”
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Due to his hectic schedule, I had seen little of the medical student who had moved next door to me two years earlier.
I learned that he had graduated, and one day when I spotted him in his driveway, I went over and congratulated him. “Well,” I said, “Now if I break my arm, you’ll be able to fix it.” He replied, “I’ve been able to fix your arm for some time. The important thing is that now I can bill for it.”
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