Joke Of The Day: Your Ticket

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Apr 152026
 
Joke Of The Day: Your Ticket A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.

A man approached the gate, and stopped in front of her as she extended her hand for the ticket. He opened his trench coat wide and flashed her.

“Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: How Old are You?

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Apr 122026
 
Joke Of The Day: How Old are You? My youngest son asked me how old I was.

I answered, “39 and holding.”

He thought for a moment and then asked, “And how old would you be if you let go?”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Lost Hunters

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Apr 112026
 
Joke Of The Day: Lost Hunters My uncle Joe and his best buddy, Bubba, went hunting a couple of weeks ago. Somehow they got lost. Uncle Joe reassured his buddy, though. “Don’t worry. All we have to do is shoot into the air three times, stay where we are, and someone will find us.”

They shot in the air three times, but no one came. After a while, they tried it again. Still no response. When they decided to try once more, Bubba said, “It better work this time. We’re down to our last three arrows.”

 

 

 

 

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