Joke Of The Day: Handicap Discrimination

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Sep 302024
 
Joke Of The Day: Handicap Discrimination I went to the library and asked if they had any books on handicap discrimination.

They said, “Yes, up the stairs and to the left!”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: At the Men’s Warehouse

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Sep 292024
 
Joke Of The Day: At the Men's Warehouse A man walked into a Men’s Warehouse and an employee asked if he needed any help trying on suits. He said, “No thanks.”

The employee said, “suit yourself.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Getting Old

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Sep 282024
 
Joke Of The Day: Getting Old My grandad, who used to be an English professor, just sent me a text saying “Son, I’m getting old, and I’m starting to struggle with the stares”

I replied, “Don’t you mean the stairs?”

He said “No those are fine, I’m just starting to regret this face tattoo”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Criminal Lawyers

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Sep 272024
 
JJoke Of The Day: Criminal Lawyers ”Excuse me,” a young fellow said to an older man, “I’ve just moved here, and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers?”

“Well,” replied the older man, “I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty sure we do, but no one has been able to prove it yet.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Biggest I’ve Ever Seen

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Sep 262024
 
Joke Of The Day: The Biggest I've Ever Seen A woman is having a gynecological exam.

After a while, the doctor looks up and says,

“You have the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen! You have the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen!”

Offended, the woman replies, “Well, you don’t have to say it twice!”

The doc says,“I didn’t.”

 

 

 

 

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