Joke Of The Day: Car 34

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Oct 052024
 
Joke Of The Day: Car 34 A young man is an avid listener to the city’s police frequency, and he leaves the scanner on all the time.

One morning while making his bed, he heard the dispatcher say,

“Car 34, there is a 17-foot boa constrictor in someone’s front yard. The resident wants a police officer to come and remove it.”

There was a long pause, then some static.

Slowly, a voice said, “Uh … We can’t get the car started.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Chernobyl

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Oct 042024
 
Joke Of The Day: Chernobyl My friend has just seen a documentary about Chernobyl. He actually grew up in Ukraine in the 1980s.

And was able to count at least 8 historical inaccuracies on one hand.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Biggest Number

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Oct 032024
 
Joke Of The Day: The Biggest Number Preparing my son for his first day of kindergarten, we were reviewing numbers and counting. Suddenly, he asked, “What is the biggest number in the world?”

As briefly as possible, I tried to explain the concept of infinity. I thought I had done pretty well, but then he said, “Dad, what number comes just before infinity?”