Joke Of The Day: An Australian in NYC

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Sep 112024
 
Joke Of The Day: An Australian in NYC Australian gets off the plane in New York City, gets a car but doesn’t know we drive on the right. Cop pulls him over and says, “did you come here to die?”

The Aussie says “No mate I come here yesterdie”!!

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Drinking Again

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Sep 092024
 
Joke Of The Day: Drinking Again My wife: “Are you drinking again?!”

Me: “No, it’s just tea”

Wife: “Oh yeah?! What kind of tea?”

Me: “Tea… quila”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Orchestra Leader

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Sep 082024
 
Joke Of The Day: Orchestra Leader I once knew an orchestra leader who was almost electrocuted.

He absentmindedly stuck his baton into an electrical outlet. Thankfully, he was not seriously injured due to being such a poor conductor.

 

 

 

 

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