Joke Of The Day: The Sermon

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Nov 132024
 
Joke Of The Day: The Sermon Little Susie was watching her father, a pastor, write a sermon.

“How do you know what to say?” she asked.

“Why, God tells me.”

“Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Ventriloquist Career Change

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Nov 112024
 
Joke Of The Day: A Ventriloquist Career Change There was a ventriloquist who had no work for six months. He went to his agent and told him he needed work badly.

The agent said, “There’s no call for ventriloquists, but if you were a psychic, I could get you plenty of work.” So this ventriloquist went home and hung out a psychic sign.

An hour later, a woman knocks on the door: “I want to talk to my deceased husband–how much will it cost?”

The ventriloquist says, “If you talk to him, $50; if he talks to you, $100; and if you talk to each other while I’m drinking coffee, that’s $200.”
 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Overturned Livestock Truck

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Nov 102024
 
Joke Of The Day: Overturned Livestock Truck A livestock truck overturned in my town. A TV reporter was doing the broadcast and stated, “Two cows, Black and Gus, escaped into the nearby woods.”

After the commercial break, the reporter corrected himself, “About that overturned truck, make those Black Angus cattle.”

 

 

 

 

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