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Joke Of The Day: Secret Fishing Spot

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Nov 192024

How do you like my secret fishing spot?

Amazing. Even the fish don’t know about it.

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Nov 182024

Have you ever noticed that Buddhist monks don’t eat chicken wings?

They’re always looking for an inner piece.

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Nov 172024

My favorite fried chicken place has closed and reopened as a burger joint.

Ah, well. That was hen, this is cow.

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Nov 162024

The school of agriculture’s dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student, “Why have you chosen this career?” he asked.

“I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father,” the student replied.

“Your father made a million dollars in farming?” echoed the dean, much impressed.

“No,” replied the applicant. “But he always dreamed of it.”

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Nov 152024

My girlfriend is impossible to buy for, so I asked her best friend what I should get her for her birthday.

Best Friend: “Does she like you?”

Me: “Oh yes, I am positive she likes me!!!”

Best friend: “If she likes you, she’ll like anything.”