Joke Of The Day: Paper Towel Hat

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Oct 102024
 
Joke Of The Day: Paper Towel Hat A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel hat.

The bartender asks, “what’s with the paper towel hat?”.

Pirate says, “aarr, there be a bounty on me head.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Teaching Manners

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Oct 092024
 
Joke Of The Day: Teaching Manners During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

“Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”

Michael said, “Just a minute, I have to go pee.” The teacher responded by saying, “That would be rude and impolite.”

“What about you, Sherman, how would you say it?”

Sherman said, “I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.”

“That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.”

“And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?”

“I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner.”

The teacher fainted …

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Differences

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Oct 082024
 
Joke Of The Day: Differences What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

 

 

 

 

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