Common Sense Evaluation

Joseph: “Because of a sign down the road.”

Teacher: “What does a sign have to do with your being late?”

Joseph: “The sign said, [SCHOOL AHEAD. GO SLOW]!”

“I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father,” the student replied.

“Your father made a million dollars in farming?” echoed the dean, much impressed.

“No,” replied the applicant. “But he always dreamed of it.”