Joke Of The Day: School of Agriculture

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Nov 162024
 
Joke Of The Day: School of Agriculture The school of agriculture’s dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student, “Why have you chosen this career?” he asked.

“I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father,” the student replied.

“Your father made a million dollars in farming?” echoed the dean, much impressed.

“No,” replied the applicant. “But he always dreamed of it.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Girlfriend’s Birthday

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Nov 152024
 
Joke Of The Day: Girlfriend's Birthday My girlfriend is impossible to buy for, so I asked her best friend what I should get her for her birthday.

Best Friend: “Does she like you?”

Me: “Oh yes, I am positive she likes me!!!”

Best friend: “If she likes you, she’ll like anything.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Sermon

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Nov 132024
 
Joke Of The Day: The Sermon Little Susie was watching her father, a pastor, write a sermon.

“How do you know what to say?” she asked.

“Why, God tells me.”

“Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?”