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Joke Of The Day: A Melon Wedding

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Nov 252024

Two melons are planning their wedding.

One is going on about how much everything costs and wondering why they can’t scale back. The other replies, “sorry but we cantaloupe.”

Joke Of The Day: At the Art Gallery

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Nov 242024

A couple is going to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn’t like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking.

The wife asks: “What are you waiting for?”

The husband replies: “Autumn.”

Joke Of The Day: A Carpenter at the Dentist

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Nov 232024

Joke Of The Day: A Carpenter at the Dentist

Did you hear about the carpenter that had to go to the dentist?

He couldn’t stop biting his nails.

Joke Of The Day: Red Meat

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Nov 222024

My coworker said:“ You should not eat red meat.” I said, “My grandmother lived to be 97.”…

She said, “Did she eat red meat?” I said, “No. She minded her own business.”

Joke Of The Day: Never Married

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Nov 212024

A friend asked a gentleman why he never married. He replied, “Well, I guess I just never met the right woman… I guess I’ve been looking for the perfect girl.”

“Oh, come on now,” said the friend, “Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry.”

“Yes, there was a girl… once. I guess she was the one perfect girl; the only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything… I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me.”

“Well, why didn’t you marry her,” asked the friend.

“It turns out she was looking for the perfect man.”

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