Joke Of The Day: Baby Weight Concerns

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Jan 152025
 
Joke Of The Day: Baby Weight Concerns Women goes to the doctor with a baby because she was concerned it was losing weight.

Are you feeding the baby, he asked? Oh, yes we are, she answered.

The doctor being thorough gives her a full workup and pays special attention to her breast’s checking them and inspecting her nipples for milk production. Well there’s the problem, you are not producing any milk… he twists her nipple.

Doctor, I am very pleased to have come to you today, but I should tell you, I’m the grandmother.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Marriage

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Jan 142025
 
Joke Of The Day: Marriage A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: UFOs

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Jan 132025
 
Joke Of The Day: UFOs Q: What do you call a high quality picture of a UFO?

A: An identified object.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Triplets

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Jan 112025
 
Joke Of The Day: Triplets Saw the cutest TRIPLETS in the mall last week. Each had a personalized shirt.

1st shirt said: I WAS PLANNED.

2nd one said: I WAS NOT.

3rd said: ME NEITHER!