Joke Of The Day: Married Women

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Jan 202025
 
Joke Of The Day: Married Women Why are married women heavier than single women?

Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge, and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Sherlock Holmes and the Cat Owner

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Jan 192025
 
Joke Of The Day: Sherlock Holmes and the Cat Owner Sherlock Holmes and Watson are walking around London when a cat jumps on Watson and pees on him.

“Oh bloody hell” says an upset Watson, “my shirt is ruined”

“Well, you got to take it up with the owner”, says Sherlock calmly.

“I’ve no clue who the owner is!” shouts Watson, still angry.

“Well, my dear Watson”, says Sherlock, “You are pissed on and pissed off at the same time, it’s Schrödinger’s cat”.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: People and Mistakes

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Jan 182025
 
Joke Of The Day: People and Mistakes People who do lots of work… make lots of mistakes.

People who do less work… make fewer mistakes.

People who do no work… make no mistakes.

People who make no mistakes… get promoted.

That’s why I spend most of my time sending e-mails and playing games at work… I need a promotion.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Hotel Checkouts

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Jan 162025
 
Joke Of The Day: Hotel Checkouts “This hotel stinks!” a guest complained when he showed up at the front desk to check out.

“What’s wrong?” I asked. “I got no sleep. Every 15 minutes, this loud banging sound woke me up!”

I apologized for the noise and checked him out.

A few minutes later, a couple showed up. Again, I made the mistake of asking how their stay was.

“Terrible!” They said. “The guy in the next room was snoring so loudly that we had to bang on the wall every 15 minutes to wake him up!”