Joke Of The Day: Rude and Crude

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Jan 242025
 
Joke Of The Day: Rude and Crude Q: What’s the difference between rude and crude?

A: Rude is when you throw your underwear against the wall, crude is when it sticks.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A New Hearing Aid

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Jan 232025
 
Joke Of The Day: A New Hearing Aid A man was telling his neighbor in the senior living facility, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me nine thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”

“Really,” answered the neighbor, “What kind is it?”

“Twelve thirty.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Deck of Cards

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Jan 222025
 
Joke Of The Day: A Deck of Cards Q: Why is love like a deck of cards?

A: It starts with hearts and diamonds but ends with clubs and spades.