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There’s a Mexican at a tomato stand. All he knows is how to say: “Only five cents”, “Yes, very, very fresh” and “Not today, maybe tomorrow.” A woman walks up to him.
“How much are the tomatoes?” So the woman leaves and a robber walks up. “How much money you got?” he demands.
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Old Johnny loses his wife Martha to an illness.
He goes to the newspaper to publish an obituary. But Johnny is very cheap and decides to only pay for, “Martha dead.” The clerk reassures him, “Look, you can use up to five words for the same price.” Johnny then decides to publish, “Martha dead, selling red Volvo.”
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