Joke Of The Day: Drinking Again

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Sep 092024
 
Joke Of The Day: Drinking Again My wife: “Are you drinking again?!”

Me: “No, it’s just tea”

Wife: “Oh yeah?! What kind of tea?”

Me: “Tea… quila”

 

 

 

 

Random Riddle: Who Did It?

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Sep 082024
 
There are five people. One of them shot and killed one of the other five. Which man is the murderer?

1. Dan ran in the NY City marathon yesterday with one of the innocent men.
2. Mike considered being a farmer before he moved to the city.
3. Jeff is a topnotch computer consultant and wants to install Ben’s new computer next week.
4. The murderer had his leg amputated last month.
5. Ben met Jack for the first time six months ago.
6. Jack has been in seclusion since the crime.
7. Dan used to drink heavily.
8. Ben and Jeff built their last computers together.
9. The murderer is Jack’s brother. They grew up together in Seattle.
 

Random Riddle: Who Did It?

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Orchestra Leader

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Sep 082024
 
Joke Of The Day: Orchestra Leader I once knew an orchestra leader who was almost electrocuted.

He absentmindedly stuck his baton into an electrical outlet. Thankfully, he was not seriously injured due to being such a poor conductor.

 

 

 

 

Elections

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Sep 072024
 

I'm old enough to remember when we knew who won an election on election night. Before modern technology was brought in to make things more EFFICIENT! Seeing how now elections take days and sometimes weeks to determine the winner, there was NO reason to change the system. Other than to assure a certain candidate wins.



I’m old enough to remember when we knew who won an election on election night. Before modern technology was brought in to make things more EFFICIENT!

Seeing how now elections take days and sometimes weeks to determine the winner, there was NO reason to change the system. Other than to assure a certain candidate wins.