I wear the face of a leader of men.
My financial worth is small and my appearance not impressive, yet my presence is a passport to any country and society.
I have the entree alike to the boudoir and the armed;
I penetrate to royal palaces and to the far corners of the earth.
In my youth I am bright and fresh looking; later, my face is marred and disfigured, and I am cast aside as nothing; but when I am very old I am eagerly sought, and a safe refuge is provided for me, where I am exhibited to admiring visitors.
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Sep072024
Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned, she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, “Just think, Fred, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand.”
I am most often found near acorns by the likes of Wilbur and Babe.
Though that is not the case for my desert cousins.
Like Napoleon, the whitest of my kind are found in Alba.
When I shave, I can improve your greenery.