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Three men are in prison in Soviet Russia.
And they start explaining how they wound up in prison. The first man says, “I was five minutes late to work, so I was arrested for sabotaging Soviet productivity.” The second man says, “I was five minutes early, so I was arrested for espionage, spying on Russian industrial secrets.” The third man says, “I was exactly on time to work, so I was arrested for owning a foreign made watch.”
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