Joke Of The Day: Breakdown

Joke Of The Day: Breakdown A man was headed into town on a Friday night in his old pickup truck.

He gets half-way to town and his truck begins making a banging noise, and he pulls off to the side of the road to take a look. When he turns off the truck, the noise slowly stops, and he gets out to take a look.

The engine is hot, smoky and stinks like oil and gas and steam. At this point, he has no tools and decides to thumb a ride into town, so he starts walking and makes it a mile or two before a car comes along.

Two of his friends are in the car and say, “Hey John, why are you walking?”

“Piston broke.” he replies.

“We are pissed and broke too, get in.”