Joke Of The Day: The Drunk Man at the Checkout

Joke Of The Day: The Drunk Man at the Checkout A drunk man was at the checkout waiting to buy more beer when a young woman behind him began placing her items down. She had a bottle of wine, ice cream, scented candles, a magazine, and some tampons. She notices the drunk man watching her and decides to add condoms to her pile from off the rack. The man looks the at the items, then back at her and drunkenly states, you’re single, aren’t you. The confused woman replies, yes, but how could you possibly know that? The drunk man looks at her and says, because you’re ugly!