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I knew a girl that was so stupid that she…
– called me to get my phone number. – spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate.” – put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. – tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order. – sent me a fax with a stamp on it. – thought a quarterback was a refund. – tried to drown a fish. – got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. – tripped over a cordless phone. – took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. – asked for a price check at the “everything for a dollar” store. – studied for a blood test. – thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. – missed the 44 bus, so she took the 22 bus twice instead. – went to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left” so she turned around and went home.
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