Aug 282022
McDonald’s Cooks
Funny
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Aug 282022
Random Riddle: Squares Make A Circle
Riddles
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Aug 282022
| Many squares make a circle; many circles, a cube. To start, pierce my heart, with rod via tube. I’ll shrink away slowly, with a pull of my tail, What am I? |
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Joke Of The Day: Swimming for Love or Money
Jokes
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Aug 282022
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Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful single daughter.
So one day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces: “My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man that can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!” As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large SPLASH! One guy was in the pool, swimming as fast as he could, and the crowd was cheering him on. Finally, he made it to the other side unharmed. The millionaire was impressed. He said, “My boy, that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn’t think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain, so which do you want: my daughter or the one million dollars? The guy says “Listen I don’t want your money! And I don’t want your daughter! I just want the goober who pushed me into that pool!
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Illegitimate Joe
Political, View Point
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Aug 272022
