Random Riddle: Going Nowhere Fast Riddles Comments Off on Random Riddle: Going Nowhere Fast Jul 292022 Every time you try to move ahead I’m bent on pulling you back instead Is this struggle for mobility An exercise in futility? Either level or somewhat inclined With progress feedback I am designed Whether you choose to walk or to run You always end up where you’ve begun Show answer A treadmill.
Joke Of The Day: The Award Speech Jokes Comments Off on Joke Of The Day: The Award Speech Jul 292022 An artist goes on stage to receive an award. I want to thank my legs, for supporting me. My arms, for always being by my side. My fingers, because I can always count on them. And finally, sidewalks, for keeping me off the street.