Random Riddle: Fear The Reptile

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Jun 232022
 
My first is a reptile to beware
My second is sometimes used to stare
I’m one combo for a cubic pair
 
Random Riddle: Fear The Reptile

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Cute Little Girl

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Jun 232022
 
Joke Of The Day: Cute Little Girl A cute little girl walks into a pet store and asks in the sweetest little lisp, “Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?”

As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he’s on her level, and asks, “Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?”

She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, “I don’t fink my pet python weally gives a thit.”