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A guy walks into a store and says to the clerk, “I’d like a pound of kielbasa, please.”
The clerk looks at him, squints his eyes, and says, “You’re Polish, aren’t cha?” The man looks surprised and says, “Now how did you know that? Was it because I asked for the national meat of Poland? Or did something else give it away?” The clerk replies, “It’s because this is a hardware store.”
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