Joke Of The Day: Next Patient

The guy asked the doctor,” I used protection and the rubber never broke, then how did she get pregnant?”

The doctor told him, “There was once a hunter who went to kill lions. He one day accidentally bought his umbrella instead of his gun but didn’t notice until a lion came in front of him. In order to scare away the lion, he used the umbrella as a gun. The lion surprisingly died.”

“Nonsense someone else would have shot it.” said the guy

Then the doctor replied, “You got it. Next patient please.”