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Jul 072018
Random Riddle: An Old Ant
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Jul 072018
Joke Of The Day: A Programmer Husband
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Jul 072018
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A wife sends her programmer husband grocery shopping.
She tells him: “I need butter, sugar and cooking oil. Also, get a loaf of bread and if they have eggs, get 6.” The husband returns with the butter, sugar and cooking oil, as well as 6 loaves of bread. The wife asks: “Why the hell did you get 6 loaves of bread?” To which the husband replies: “They had eggs.”
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Jul 062018
From FOX News:
Speaking at the Four Seasons Arena in Great Falls, Trump said “it’s time to retire” Tester, a red-state Democrat. He added that Democrats “actually got their ass kicked” in 2016, drawing racuous applause as he proceeded to unload on such varied targets as The New York Times, Rep. Maxine Waters and Sen. Elizabeth Warren.
“Pocahontas, to you I apologize,” Trump said. “To the fake Pocahontas, I won’t apologize.”
He then joked that he would pull out a heritage kit during a hypothetical presidential debate with Warren and slowly toss it at her, “hoping it doesn’t hit her and injure her arm, even though it only weighs probably two ounces.” Trump said he would offer to donate $1 million to Warren’s preferred charity if she took the ancestry test.
Warren has long been accused of falsely claiming she is of Native American heritage to help in securing jobs, including one as a Harvard law professor.
https://twitter.com/BClarahan/status/1015009962823598080
Fake Indian Elizabeth Warren Responds to President Trump
Hey, @realDonaldTrump: While you obsess over my genes, your Admin is conducting DNA tests on little kids because you ripped them from their mamas & you are too incompetent to reunite them in time to meet a court order. Maybe you should focus on fixing the lives you're destroying.
— Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) July 5, 2018
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