Joke Of The Day: Two Carrots

Joke Of The Day: Two Carrots Two carrots are walking together down the street. One of them stepped onto the road and ended up getting run over by a car. The other carrot calls 911 and they take him to the hospital. After hours of waiting the doctor comes out and says, “I have good news and bad news, the good news is your friend is going to make it, the bad news is that he’s going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life”