Joke Of The Day: Not For Sale

Joke Of The Day: Not For Sale A woman goes into an antique shop and says to the owner, “When I was in here last week I saw a big mug with a flat head that holds a lot of beer. I’d like to buy it.”

“Sorry,” replied the owner, “but I can’t sell you that.”

“Why not?” asked the customer.

“Because that’s my husband.”