Jokes Joke Of The Day: Not For Sale June 9, 2017March 21, 2017 gags A woman goes into an antique shop and says to the owner, “When I was in here last week I saw a big mug with a flat head that holds a lot of beer. I’d like to buy it.” “Sorry,” replied the owner, “but I can’t sell you that.” “Why not?” asked the customer. “Because that’s my husband.”