Joke Of The Day: Skydiving Class

Joke Of The Day: Skydiving Class During class lessons a skydiving instructor had lots of stupid first-timer questions from his students of which he took time to answer.

One guy asked, “If our chute doesn’t open, and the reserve doesn’t open, how long do we have until we hit the ground?”

Our jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan and answered, “The rest of your life.”