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A man comes to the United States from India and he’s only here a few months when he becomes very ill. He goes to doctor after doctor, but none of them can help him. Finally, he goes to an Indian doctor.
The doctor says, “Take dis bucket, go into de other room, poop in de bucket, piss on de poop, and then put your head down over de bucket and directly smell and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.” The man takes the bucket, goes into the other room, poops in the bucket, pisses on the poop, bends over, and, eyes wide open, breathes in the fumes for ten minutes through both his nose and mouth. Then he comes back to the doctor and says, “It worked! I feel terrific. What was it?” The doctor replies, “You were homesick.”
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