Sep 092016
 
Rubber Chicken A guy goes to the doctor with a sore leg.

The doctor runs the normal tests and takes some x-rays.

Unable to find the problem he finally decides to listen to the leg with his stethoscope, at the knee he hears “Hey give me $5”.

At the calf he hears “Hey give me $10”.

At the ankle he hears “Hey give me $15”.

He takes off the stethoscope, looks up the patient and says “I have some bad news, your leg is broke in three places”

 

 

 

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