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Random Riddle: 6-14-2016
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Jun 142016
Joke Of The Day: Unnecessary Roughness
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Jun 142016
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A man took his wife, who had no interest in football, to the opening game at the local university. The home team was battered all over the field by the more dominant opponents. At one point, the referee blew his whistle; the call was “unnecessary roughness.”
“You mean to tell me,” the woman said to her husband, “That all that roughness up until now has been NECESSARY?”
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Jun 132016
Jun 132016
Things Never Said By A Redneck
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Jun 132016
Things Never Said By a Redneck…
1. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
2. Checkmate.
3. She’s too young to be wearing a bikini.
4. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
5. Hey, here’s an episode of “Hee Haw” that we haven’t seen.
6. I don’t have a favorite college team.
7. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
8. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
9. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
10. Nope, no more for me. I’m drivin tonight.