Joke Of The Day: The Paris Reward

Rubber Chicken Murray was a furniture salesman In 1994. Murray sold more furniture for his company than any salesman in the history of the company. As a reward, his company sent him to Paris for a week, all expenses paid.

One evening, Murray was sitting at a bar in Paris, and noticed an attractive young lady. Being lonely, Murry wanted to ask her out, but alas, he spoke no French. So Murray grabbed a pencil and paper and drew a picture of a couple dining out. Upon showing the picture to the young lady, she nodded and they left for dinner.

After dinner, Murray drew a picture of a couple dancing, with a band in the background. Once again, upon showing the picture to the young lady, she nodded and they enjoyed a night of dancing.

After a while they sat down to rest. The young lady grabbed the pencil and paper and drew a picture of a large 4-poster bed.

To this day, Murray has no idea how she knew… that he was into furniture!