“Gun Control? We don’t need no stinkin’ Gun Control!”
This is why Gun Control will never happen in the United States.
Aug 052015
Confucius Say: Guests
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Aug 052015
Random Riddle: 8-5-2015
Riddles
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Aug 052015
| Here everything is not always in order. For example, Friday comes before Thursday, the cart comes before the horse, the driver comes before the employer.
Where are we? |
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Joke Of The Day: Redneck Vacation
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Aug 052015
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Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, “Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I’m gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.”
“Well, what are you going to do, then?” Luther asks. “Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.” “Yeah,” Luther agrees. “Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas,and Earlene got pregnant again.” “I remember,” Luther says. “Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn’t get pregnant again.” “Yep,” Luther says. “So, what you gonna do this year that’s different?” “Well,” Billy Bob says, “this year I’m taking Earlene with me.” |
Exercise Techniques
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Aug 042015
Physical exercise is good for you. We know that we should do it daily, but our bodies don’t want us to do too much, so here’s a program of strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.
01) Beating around the bush
02) Jumping to conclusions
03) Climbing the walls
04) Swallowing your pride
05) Passing the buck
06) Throwing your weight around
07) Dragging your heels
08) Pushing your luck
09) Making mountains out of mole hills
10) Hitting the nail on the head
11) Wading through paperwork
12) Bending over backwards
13) Jumping on the bandwagon
14) Balancing the books
15) Running around in circles
16) Eating crow
17) Tooting your own horn
18) Climbing the ladder of success
19) Pulling out all the stops
20) Adding fuel to the fire
21) Opening a can of worms
22) Putting your foot in your mouth
23) Starting the ball rolling
24) Going over the edge
25) Picking up the pieces
Whew! That’s a workout! Now sit down and
26) Exercise caution.