How To Of The Day: How To Make A Rope Swing

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Aug 052015
 
How to make a rope swing

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Summer is swiftly coming to an end. One of the ways to enjoy the last of the warm weather weekends is to take an afternoon by the lake or river and make a rope swing. Safety is paramount, and close behind is gaining maximum height and velocity. We show you how to do both. See you at the ol’ swimming hole!

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A Lesson In Life

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Aug 052015
 

Mr. Turtle was walking down the road when he spotted a crow at the tip top of a very tall tree. He shouted, “Good Morning, Mr. Crow.”Mr. Crow shouted back down, “Good Morning, Mr. Turtle.”

Mr. Turtle was walking down the road when he spotted a crow at the tip top of a very tall tree. He shouted, “Good Morning, Mr. Crow.”

Mr. Crow shouted back down, “Good Morning, Mr. Turtle.”

Mr. Turtle shouted up, “Whatcha doin’ today?” and the answer shouted back down was,

“Absolutely nothin’ Mr. Turtle – Absolutely nothin’ and loving it.”

Well, that sounded pretty good to Mr. Turtle, so he shouted back up, “Do you think I could do that too?”

Mr. Crow shouted back down, “I don’t see why not!”

So, Mr. Turtle lay down on the side of the road and began Doing Absolutely Nothing.

In 30 minutes a fox came along and ate him.

The moral of the story is: You can get away with Doing Absolutely Nothing, but only if you are really high up.

 

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