Hey, you never know!
A snake bite does not necessarily mean an envenomed bite, injection of venom is under the snake’s control. Snakes will often (about 50% of the time) deliver a “dry bite” where venom is not injected. Should you be bitten, remain calm under all circumstances. Panic and shock are bigger killers than venom.
| I have some muscles, I’m known to break ice. Though of great value I haven’t a price. I have lots of teeth, but I never bite. All throughout the day I’m a welcome sight. I’m universal, known by large and small. I have one language understood by all. |
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Two vampires are sitting at a bar when the bartender asks the first “What’ll it be?”
To which the vampire replies “Ah, make it a bloody Mary, and double up on the Mary.” The bartender then turns and asks the second vampire, “What I can do for you?” The second vampire replies, “I’ll just have a cup of hot water” Both the bartender and the first vampire look at him quizzically, “Why do you want hot water?” The second vampire then pulls a used tampon out of his pocket and says, “Oh! I making tea.” |
