Joke Of The Day: The Old Machine

Rubber Chicken A wealthy 82 year old businessman, marries a 24 year old girl from the country.

A year goes by and the wife delivers a baby. Dr. Johnson comes out of the delivery room and congratulates the old man telling him that his wife gave birth to a healthy baby boy.

The old man says proudly, “The old machine is still up and running!”

A year later, the wife gives birth to another child. Dr. Johnson comes out of the delivery room and congratulates the old man telling him that his wife gave birth to a healthy baby girl. The old man says proudly, “The old machine is still up and running!”

Another year goes by and the wife delivers a third baby. Dr. Johnson again greets and congratulates the old businessman for a son that his wife had delivered again. The old man is elated and announces once again, “The old
machine is still up and running!”

The good doctor can’t take it any more, so he blurts out, “I know, but I suggest you get the oil changed because this one is black!”