Joke Of The Day: Understanding God

Rubber Chicken A man, trying very hard to understand the nature of God, asks Him, “God, how long is a million years to you?”

“A million years is like a minute,” God replies.

The man then asks, “God, how much is a million dollars to you?”

“A million dollars is like a penny,” God replies.

After thinking for a moment, the man asks, “God, could you give me a penny?”

“In a minute!” replies God.