Laws Not Taught In Schools

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Jun 022014
 

Hilarious Laws not taught in schools:

Law of equality:
The time taken by a wife when she says I’ll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says ‘I’ll cal you in 5 minutes!

Law of Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

Law of Bio mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Theatre Rule:
People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last.

Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold.

Law of Proposal:
After you accept a proposal you will get a better one.

 

Random Riddle: 6-2-2014

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Jun 022014
 
I am a source of communication. I am a way of meeting. I wink at you. I am known as the “Great Gossiper.” I am intellectual.

What am I?
 

Riddle

 

Joke Of The Day: The Evils Of Sexual Sin

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Jun 022014
 
Rubber Chicken A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with a tribe. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write and good Christian values. One thing he particularly stresses is the evil of sexual sin. ‘Thou must not commit adultery or fornication!’

One day the wife of one of the Tribe’s noblemen gives birth to a white baby.

The village is shocked and the chief is sent by his people to talk with the missionary.

‘You have taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yet here a black woman gives birth to a white child. You are the only white man who has ever set foot in our village. Anyone can see what’s going on here!’

The missionary replies, ‘No, no, my good man. You are mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence – what is called an albino. Look to thy yonder field. See a field of white sheep, and yet amongst them is one black one. Nature does this on occasion.’

The chief pauses for a moment then says, ‘Tell you what, you don’t say anything about the sheep, I won’t say anything about the white baby.’

 

 

Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean” On Beer Bottles

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Jun 012014
 

The Bottle Boys perform a fantastic cover of Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean” using beer bottles as instruments.

Enjoy!

We are so excited for this one, because we simply just LOVE Michael Jackson. Billie Jean is a really great song and it is perfect for trying out our new technique: double bottle playing. The dentists don’t recommend this we can assure! ;-D

Nerdtalk: We decided to make the video in a church because of the nice reverb. For recording we used two Neumann km184 stereo mics with Apogee Duet :-)