This one is for Michelle Obama.
A man eats pizza while working out at a Planet Fitness.
Jun 012014
Random Riddle: 6-1-2014
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Jun 012014
| I am like a gigantic dragon winding through deserts, grasslands and plateaus, and am well over 2,500 years old. I am high, strong and massive and have a greyish-blue colour, but parts of my body are now in ruins and have disappeared, although sections of me that still remain have great historical significance. I began as a baby dragon some 700 years before the Christ appeared on this earth, and as the years endured I grew to be an adult, all the while continuing to strengthen my keepers. Whilst I am considered to be the longest graveyard in the world, no one is ever buried within me anymore. What am I? |
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Joke Of The Day: Lipstick Lesson
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Jun 012014
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According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.
That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers, and then there are educators… |