Joke Of The Day: Finding The Right Girl

Rubber Chicken At a senior citizen’s meeting, a couple were celebrating their 50th anniversary. The husband stood up and was telling story of his dating habits in his youth.

It seemed that every time he brought home a girl to meet his mother, his mother didn’t like her.

So, finally, he started searching until he found a girl who not only looked like his mother and acted like his mother, she even sounded like his mother.

So he brought her home one night to have dinner, and his father didn’t like her.