Joke Of The Day: Trouble

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Mar 112014
 
Rubber Chicken A man walks into a bar, and tells the bartender to pour him a 12-year-old single malt scotch “before the trouble starts.”

The bartender pours his drink and quietly moves away.

After finishing his drink, the man calls the bartender back and tells him “pour me a 15-year-old scotch before the trouble starts.”

The bartender thinks this is very strange but pours him the 15-year-old scotch.

After finishing that drink, the man tells the bartender to pour him an 18-year-old scotch “before the trouble starts.”

The bartender is becoming a little worried, but pours him the 18-year-old scotch.

Before the man finishes his 18-year-old scotch, the bartender finally gets up the nerve to ask: “Say friend, when this trouble is going to start?”

To which the man replies: “The trouble starts, when you find out that I don’t have any money.”

 

 

Birds On The Wires

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Mar 102014
 
Birds On The Wires

Birds On The Wires

Jarbas Agnelli spotted a picture of the birds in a newspaper, perched on some telephone wires, and noticed they were arranged like notes on a musical score.

He cut out the photo and decided to make a song, using the exact location of the birds as notes.

Check out the video below to hear the music created by a photo of birds on the wires.
 


Birds on the Wires

Reading a newspaper, I saw a picture of birds on the electric wires. I cut out the photo and decided to make a song, using the exact location of the birds as notes (no Photoshop edit). I knew it wasn’t the most original idea in the universe. I was just curious to hear what melody the birds were creating.

I sent the music to the photographer, Paulo Pinto, who I Googled on the internet. He told his editor, who told a reporter and the story ended up as an interview in the very same newspaper.

Here I’ve posted a short video made with the photo, the music and the score (composed by the birds).

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Baby And Me: Dancing Evian Babies

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Mar 102014
 
Baby And Me: Dancing Evian Babies

 
Evian brings the dancing babies back in this video titled Baby And Me. The advertisement shows adults who are shocked to see themselves reflected in the mirror as infants. Then both babies and grown-ups break into a series of complicated dance moves.

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Baby And Me

Now those booty-shaking babies are back on the scene in a new video called Baby And Me that already has over 30 million views. The video shows adults looking at their reflection in a store mirror on a city street and they’re surprised when they see a baby version of themselves doing complicated dance movies while a remix of Ini Kamoze’s bumping “Here Comes the Hotstepper” plays. The video is pretty clever although I was waiting for that moment when the babies and adults take over the sidewalk and do a choreographed group dance.

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Does Being Cold Make You Sick?

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Mar 102014
 

Can being cold make you sick?

“You’ll catch your death of cold!” Grandma says when you show up with just a sweater on in the winter. So you once again explain to her that you aren’t allowed to wear a coat in class because of security rules and there’s no place to put one where it won’t be stolen. But does cold weather make you sick? No. And yes. AsapSCIENCE explains the nuts and bolts of winter weather and colds and flu.

Put another way, cold weather makes me sick. Sick at heart when I have to venture out to start the car early. And sick to my stomach when I think of the heating bills. And I think it might affect my arthritis a bit, too.

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