Joke Of The Day: The Missing Rooster

Rubber Chicken A priest had a small flock of chickens, but the prize rooster went missing, and he didn’t know where to find it. So at the sermon next Sunday he asked: “Has anybody got a cock?”

All the men stood up.

“No, no, I mean has anybody seen a cock?”

All the women stood up.

“No, no, I mean has anybody seen my cock?”

All the nuns stood up!