Joke Of The Day: A Pill A Day

Rubber ChickenA man had been to the doctor’s and when he returned home, his wife noticed he looked depressed.

She asked, “Hey, what’s the problem? What did the Doctor say?”

He answered, “Dr. Mathews told me I have to take a pill every day for the rest of my life.”

She commented, “That’s not a big deal. Lots of people take medicine every day of their lives.”

He said in an irritated tone, “I know, I know…. but he only gave me five pills!”