Random Riddle: 1-4-2013

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Jan 042013
 

You are the smartest! Humans are primates too

Hold your mouse over for the answer.

You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One has a banana, one has a stick, one has nothing. Which primate in the room is the smartest?

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Speaking The Same Language

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Jan 042013
 

Rubber ChickenOne reason the Military Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the same language.

For example, if you told Navy personnel to “secure a building,” they would turn off the lights and lock the doors.

The Army would occupy the building so no one could enter.

Marines would assault the building, capture it, and defend it with suppressive fire and close combat.

The Air Force, on the other hand, would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy.

 

 

Cartoon Of The Day: Congressional Action Figure

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Jan 032013
 

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